eatabrick.org

me: can you play wow during house arrest
John: i can do anything in my home
me: 'cause we need to lervetl athat shit yup
John: except drink
me: ohoyl dhiy ftinkd
 wut?
 oooohg dgud
 idk even what's goin on
John: wtf
me: wtc infdeed
John: LOL
me: i drank the rumds
 and now idk whats typing
 setomesist I an type
 juses christ
John: this is like a whole new level of confusing
me: yeah
 I don't even know what I treid to type to you
 I'm like the superst drunkd
 wtf
 why can't I type
 I need a foods
 bee are bee
John: where was all this rum drinking occuring
me: I'm just drinking at my house by mylsef
 gonna get doofds
John: doofds?
me: foods?
 idk
John: ah
me: typing is harda
 jsesu I can't tyhpeing fisngat
John: sweet lord why did you decide to drink this much
(6 hours pass)
me: youredinrk mauch
 i lvoe buse

Despite the coolness of Mephisto, it was using some 60 MB of my 256 MB of RAM for a site that nobody even cares about. So, Jon found a tiny cgi blog called Blosxom that I am using now. I think it is much better seeing as my server crashed sometime in the night because it was out of swap.

I may or may not get the old posts out of mephisto, but don’t hold your breath.

On Saturday I went to Dave & Busters to enjoy some beers and video games. After enjoying both of these things we headed to the prize shop to see what prizes they had to offer us. There were all kinds of shit prizes, but this one stood out to me:

Life is consists of sport.

There is an intersection that I find myself having trouble with every day, so I have made a quiz to see if I am the one who is mistaken here.

You are in lane X, obviously turning right. There is another car in lane Y signalling an intention to also turn right. You enter the intersection at the same time. Which lane do you turn into: A, B, or C?

If you chose A, I fucking hate you forever. Especially if you drive a PT Cruiser and talk on your cell phone and then make a bewildered gesture at the driver from lane Y who honked at you for nearly hitting him because of your misguided notion of how to follow lane lines.

It occurred to me that I have a store full of sweet eatabrick.org stuff. I put a link to it so you can buy stuff and then I’ll have some extra dollaz. I might even add new stuff if I get ambitious, but I wouldn’t hold your breath.